Have you a Tom Swifty?

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"Your yard is sure full of leaves," remarked Tom rakishly. (Speaking of which... :?)

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"Cut the grass, son," Tom moo'ed. 😂
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"Nice serve!" Tom returned.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)

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dachshundonstilts wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:55 pm
"Nice serve!" Tom returned.
Good one!!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"No one lives there," said Tom vacantly.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)

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"You go, Tiger!" Tom said, cattily.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Ah, I had forgotten about this thread. Thanks for reviving it. :D

"Goodbye, and thanks for the radio," said Tom with a short wave.

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donnie wrote:
Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:16 pm
Ah, I had forgotten about this thread. Thanks for reviving it. :D

"Goodbye, and thanks for the radio," said Tom with a short wave.
I like that!!

"That joke was a real bomb!" blasted Tom.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Good one. :D

"This tooth extraction could take forever," said Tom, with infinite wisdom.

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donnie wrote:
Thu Jan 06, 2022 2:54 pm
Good one. :D

"This tooth extraction could take forever," said Tom, with infinite wisdom.
Ooo! Double header!

"Your makeup is lovely!" Tom said, blushing.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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