Joke-a-Day

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:57 pm

:D :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:34 am

"I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:25 am

:lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

There's a whole book on helium?? Hard to see how reading that would be much of an uplifting experience. 8-)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:39 am

:lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:44 am

"Whenever a character congratulates another character in a book for being clever, it basically means the author is congratulating himself for being smart."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:29 am

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:26 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:24 am

Awww! Poor doggy!
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:51 am

This one made me smile.
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:46 am

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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