Have you a Tom Swifty?

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donnie
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:59 pm

"Your yard is sure full of leaves," remarked Tom rakishly. (Speaking of which... :?)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:42 pm

"Cut the grass, son," Tom moo'ed. 😂
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by dachshundonstilts » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:55 pm

"Nice serve!" Tom returned.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, "It" (1927)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:12 pm

dachshundonstilts wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:55 pm
"Nice serve!" Tom returned.
Good one!!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by dachshundonstilts » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:02 am

"No one lives there," said Tom vacantly.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, "It" (1927)

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