Miscellaneous Funnies
Re: Joke-a-Day
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
"Whenever a character congratulates another character in a book for being clever, it basically means the author is congratulating himself for being smart."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
Awww! Poor doggy!
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
This one made me smile.
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
What's the purpose of reindeer?
To make the grass grow, sweetie.
To make the grass grow, sweetie.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)