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A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)

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dachshundonstilts wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:17 am
A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
You know, I saw that while looking for jokes the other day, and I didn't get it. Even just now, it took me about five seconds. :lol: Finally, the light went on!

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised." :)
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
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:roll: :roll:
(I had to look up prawn. :oops: )

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Actually I did, too, to make sure the joke made sense! I didn't realize they were similar to shrimp.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic!
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:lol: :roll: :roll:

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"I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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:lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort." :lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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