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Re: Joke-a-Day
I really like this one. It's kind of sweet!
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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yup! cute right?
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Re: Joke-a-Day
This one I heard from Scottish comedian Billy Connolly:
Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen, and two Welshmen, the only survivors of a shipwreck, struggle to shore on an uninhabited island.
A year passes. At the end of that year:
The two Welshmen have started a choir.
The two Scotsmen have started a distillery.
The two Irishmen are still fighting on the beach.
The two Englishmen are still waiting to be formally introduced.
Two Englishmen, two Irishmen, two Scotsmen, and two Welshmen, the only survivors of a shipwreck, struggle to shore on an uninhabited island.
A year passes. At the end of that year:
The two Welshmen have started a choir.
The two Scotsmen have started a distillery.
The two Irishmen are still fighting on the beach.
The two Englishmen are still waiting to be formally introduced.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
Re: Joke-a-Day
Ha!! I like these! ☺
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
I anticipated, though, that that's what he was talking about in the first line.
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I didn't! But then again, I've never been one to do that much. I always say, if I could tell, than it's pretty bad!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Cute!
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)