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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:10 am

Kitty wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:28 pm
What is the most precise ocean?
The Specific Ocean!!! 😂😂😂
:lol: Also the hardest to pronounce. Say it 3 times fast.

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:15 pm

"But, I'm a talking tree!" said the oak.
"Then you will dialogue," said the lumberjack.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:11 pm

:lol: How punny!

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:56 pm

donnie wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:11 pm
:lol: How punny!
Thank you!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:52 pm

Why is it so hard to take a picture of cows?
Because they keep mooooooving around. Bahahaha :lol: :lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:01 pm

That's udderly amoosing!

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:41 pm

donnie wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:01 pm
That's udderly amoosing!
🤣😄
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Wed May 09, 2018 4:27 pm

This is from a British magazine called Tit-Bits from the 1880s. I first saw it tweeted by @DigiVictorian. I found it pretty funny!
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Thu May 10, 2018 11:49 am

This is from Pearson's Weekly, 1890.
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Fri May 11, 2018 7:21 am

From Tit-Bits Magazine, 1893.
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