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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Fri May 11, 2018 10:53 pm

:lol:

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Sat May 12, 2018 11:17 am

Answers Magazine 1891
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Sat May 12, 2018 2:16 pm

:lol: Been there. Well, it wasn't a bonnet interrupting a shoe-blacking session, but an equivalent of some kind.

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Sat May 12, 2018 2:25 pm

donnie wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 2:16 pm
:lol: Been there. Well, it wasn't a bonnet interrupting a shoe-blacking session, but an equivalent of some kind.
Haha that joke really tickled me.
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Sun May 13, 2018 9:59 am

Tit-Bits Magazine, 1886
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Sun May 13, 2018 2:14 pm

:lol: That's redundantly repetitious!

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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Mon May 14, 2018 5:06 pm

This is from Tit-Bits Magazine, 1892.
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Tue May 15, 2018 11:51 am

Someone tweeted this the other day, and I just had to share. It's easily one of my favorite accounts to follow on Twitter.
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by Kitty » Wed May 16, 2018 6:36 pm

Tit Bits, 1892. What a dum-dum!
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Re: Best Jokes

Post by donnie » Wed May 16, 2018 9:18 pm

See, that's what he gets for being a male-chauvinist pig!

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