Joke-a-Day

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:50 pm

donnie wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:54 am
:roll: :roll: :roll: :!:

correction:

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :!:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:13 pm

😂😂🙄 :lol: :roll:
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:31 pm

:roll: + :roll: + :roll: + :roll:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by dachshundonstilts » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:41 pm

So this Irishman, Hennessy, had lived a drunken, violent, dissolute life and hadn't darkened the door of a church for many years. Finally, when he was on his deathbed, his family called in the parish priest.

"Hennessy, it's not too late," said the priest. "Will you renounce the devil?"

"No, Father, I won't," replied Hennessy.

The priest was aghast. "But, Hennessy, why not? Don't you realize the position you're in?"

"I do, Father," said Hennessy, "and in my position I can't afford to make any new enemies."
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, "It" (1927)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:52 pm

:lol: :!:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:11 pm

:lol: :lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:44 pm

:?: 😲☹️😖
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:11 pm

Ulp. I think I may be sick. :? :lol:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:27 pm

I have a confession to make. I have never had a mince pie. If I remember correctly, my grandma used to make it just for my dad, but I was really little. I know that I've always LOVED angel food cake, and she made that every holiday. YUMMMMM! I think I know what kind of desert I'm picking this time. 🙂😜😂
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:25 pm

:D I've never had mince pie, either. I think it has meat in it, doesn't it?

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