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Re: Joke-a-Day
Ooooh! That guy deserved that!
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
I don't know who Jean Carroll was, but this is attributed to her. She's talking about her husband and his pride.
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze — and he too proud to run and get it.”
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze — and he too proud to run and get it.”
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!
This reminds me of...
(Damfino)
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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What kind of question is that, anyway? 
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
That's an odd one all the way round. 
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dachshundonstilts
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Re: Joke-a-Day
That machine would be more like a DNA player.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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dachshundonstilts
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Re: Joke-a-Day
I can't really read that text without saving it and blowing it up. Either I'm really old or newspapers were huge in 1906.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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dachshundonstilts
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Probably in the realm of geography, but oddly phrased for sure.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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I've found that doing a right click/open in a new tab will usually enlarge those kinds of images (at least on a Mac using Chrome).dachshundonstilts wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:17 pmI can't really read that text without saving it and blowing it up. Either I'm really old or newspapers were huge in 1906.