Miscellaneous Funnies
Re: Joke-a-Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
The more I read it, the more I like it, too!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
It reminds me of one by Groucho Marx:
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Re: Joke-a-Day
And THAT brings me to the reference of Snapper Snick the Crooning Crocodile!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
"Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions."
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Joke-a-Day
Why do they call coffee mud?
Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
I will admit that it took me a few seconds to get that joke.
Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
I will admit that it took me a few seconds to get that joke.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)