Joke-a-Day

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:29 am

"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

Nothing better than a jokester doctor! :roll: This is sarcasm, Doc, don't do it! :!:
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:33 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by dachshundonstilts » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:15 am

:lol:
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, "It" (1927)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by dachshundonstilts » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:17 am

A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, "It" (1927)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:40 am

dachshundonstilts wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:17 am
A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
You know, I saw that while looking for jokes the other day, and I didn't get it. Even just now, it took me about five seconds. :lol: Finally, the light went on!

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised." :)
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:39 am

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:43 am

:roll: :roll:
(I had to look up prawn. :oops: )

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:21 am

Actually I did, too, to make sure the joke made sense! I didn't realize they were similar to shrimp.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:02 am

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic!
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:28 pm

:lol: :roll: :roll:

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