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Re: Joke-a-Day
Here's one that could go with silent film, also!
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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This sounds like something a small child would say! 
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Yes, that does sound like something a child would really say.Re: Joke-a-Day
I have to go back through the jokes to find the best, so until then I'll post a regular joke. 
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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That could pass for a Victorian one.
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Looking at it again, you're right!You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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"I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
Nothing better than a jokester doctor! This is sarcasm, Doc, don't do it! 
Nothing better than a jokester doctor!
This is sarcasm, Doc, don't do it! You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Re: Joke-a-Day
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)