Miscellaneous Funnies
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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I finally decided to pick another book off my shelf. This one's called Dawn O'Hara (1911) by Edna Ferber, and it's delightful so far. It's on Gutenberg if you're interested in reading along with me. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1602
Anyway, I'm posting about it in this thread, because this paragraph gave me a giggle.
Anyway, I'm posting about it in this thread, because this paragraph gave me a giggle.
Fried ear? It was so unexpected that it made me laugh out loud.It was a true prophecy. As we stampeded up the steps the door was flung open, disclosing a tragic figure.
"Such a steak!" wailed Norah, "and it has been done for hours and hours, and now it looks like a piece of fried ear. Where have you two driveling idiots been? And mushrooms too."
"She means that the ruined steak was further enhanced by mushrooms," I explained in response to Von Gerhard's bewildered look.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Answers Magazine 1892
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show
a fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
and celluloid heroes never really die...
a fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
and celluloid heroes never really die...
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Answers Magazine (1892)
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Ah, that sweet-talker! That's at least a two-roller
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Smooth.
I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show
a fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
and celluloid heroes never really die...
a fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes
Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain
and celluloid heroes never really die...
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Could it be that I haven't posted the joke about the Higgs boson? I'd better remedy that.
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A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic sacristy and introduces itself to the priest.
"Oh," says the priest sarcastically, "I suppose you're here because you think you're the 'God Particle'?"
"No," says the boson, "I'm here because you can't have mass without me."
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A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic sacristy and introduces itself to the priest.
"Oh," says the priest sarcastically, "I suppose you're here because you think you're the 'God Particle'?"
"No," says the boson, "I'm here because you can't have mass without me."
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)