Have you a Tom Swifty?

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"I hope you're not afraid of needles," Tom injected.

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"I AM afraid of needles!" screeched the other Tom piercingly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"I never realized how much I'm showing my age, but I just took a good look at myself in a mirror and yeah, I am getting old." Tom said upon reflection.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!

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"I can't wait to take a shower!" said Tom in a wash of excitement.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"Just got a job as a plumber's helper!" Tom piped.

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"Get away from that lion!" Tom roared.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"I hate milking cows," Tom uttered.

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donnie wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:50 pm
"I hate milking cows," Tom uttered.
:lol:
This one made me chuckle.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"I want this statue to look like the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.

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"That machine is just a hunk of metal," Tom said robotically.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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