Have you a Tom Swifty?
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"I seem to have run out of laundry detergent," said Tom cheerlessly.
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"I feel exactly like a rusty door today," Tom creaked.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"I really like camping," said Tom intently.
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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"Hasn't my magazine arrived yet?" questioned Tom periodically.
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"Why are you so annoyed?" asked Tom, proddingly.
Because you only JUST sent in the subscription, buttmunch!
I'm in a silly mood today.
Because you only JUST sent in the subscription, buttmunch!
I'm in a silly mood today.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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"My stomach is so rumbly!" Tom grumbled hungrily.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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I forgot about this thread—thanks for rejuvenating it.
"I can do an excellent impression of Sinatra," said Tom with perfect frankness.
"I can do an excellent impression of Sinatra," said Tom with perfect frankness.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"Take the dog out!" Tom barked.
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."
~ Cicero, Letters to Friends, Book IX Letter IV
~ Cicero, Letters to Friends, Book IX Letter IV
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"Aren't those beautiful felines?" Tom mewed.