Have you a Tom Swifty?

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"I seem to have run out of laundry detergent," said Tom cheerlessly.

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"I feel exactly like a rusty door today," Tom creaked.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"I really like camping," said Tom intently.

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donnie wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:20 am
"I really like camping," said Tom intently.
:lol:
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"Hasn't my magazine arrived yet?" questioned Tom periodically.

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"Why are you so annoyed?" asked Tom, proddingly.

Because you only JUST sent in the subscription, buttmunch! :lol:
I'm in a silly mood today.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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"My stomach is so rumbly!" Tom grumbled hungrily.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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I forgot about this thread—thanks for rejuvenating it. :-)

"I can do an excellent impression of Sinatra," said Tom with perfect frankness. Image

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"Take the dog out!" Tom barked.
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."
~ Cicero, Letters to Friends, Book IX Letter IV

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"Aren't those beautiful felines?" Tom mewed.

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