Have you a Tom Swifty?
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"I hope I can still play the guitar," Tom fretted.
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"I love spaghetti and meatballs," Tom said saucily.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"I'm back with you now," Tom rejoined.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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"I can't see!" Tom groped the air blindly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"If anybody wants me, I’ll be in the attic," Tom said loftily.
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"I said peat," Tom repeated.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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"What does that mean?" Tom said, cruelly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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"Helium is my favorite gas," said Tom lightly.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"We'll have to bury the body," said Tom gravely.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"Rain is on the way. The Thunder is coming!" rumbled Tom in a voice dripping with foreboding.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)