Have you a Tom Swifty?
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"I cleaned the chicken myself," stated Tom pluckily.
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Here's a dental-themed two-fer:
"I brush three times a day," said Tom implacably.
"Use your own toothbrush!" Tom bristled.
"I brush three times a day," said Tom implacably.
"Use your own toothbrush!" Tom bristled.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"Just look at all those Christmas presents," said Tom raptly.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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"My cookie is empty," complained Tom unfortunately.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
“That bird’s wings are broken,” observed Tom unflappably.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
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"A nice mirror really dresses up a room," Tom reflected.
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Suddenly realizing he had forgotten to do his math homework, Tom was nonplussed.
"I feel so low, old chap, that I could get on stilts and walk under a dachshund." - Monty, It (1927)
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
“But I’ll start on it now,” Tom added.dachshundonstilts wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:32 pmSuddenly realizing he had forgotten to do his math homework, Tom was nonplussed.
Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?
"I'll do math first, then history," Tom divided the subjects, learning from past experience.donnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:00 pm“But I’ll start on it now,” Tom added.dachshundonstilts wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:32 pmSuddenly realizing he had forgotten to do his math homework, Tom was nonplussed.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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But factoring in the math in addition to the history, Tom's worries multiplied.Kitty wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:52 pm"I'll do math first, then history," Tom divided the subjects, learning from past experience.donnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 7:00 pm“But I’ll start on it now,” Tom added.dachshundonstilts wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:32 pmSuddenly realizing he had forgotten to do his math homework, Tom was nonplussed.