Have you a Tom Swifty?

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:29 am

"I hope you're not afraid of needles," Tom injected.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:05 am

"I AM afraid of needles!" screeched the other Tom piercingly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Mrs. Danvers » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:09 am

"I never realized how much I'm showing my age, but I just took a good look at myself in a mirror and yeah, I am getting old." Tom said upon reflection.
When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:19 am

"I can't wait to take a shower!" said Tom in a wash of excitement.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:27 pm

"Just got a job as a plumber's helper!" Tom piped.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:58 pm

"Get away from that lion!" Tom roared.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:50 pm

"I hate milking cows," Tom uttered.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:09 pm

donnie wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:50 pm
"I hate milking cows," Tom uttered.
:lol:
This one made me chuckle.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Tue Jun 20, 2017 2:02 pm

"I want this statue to look like the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:13 pm

"That machine is just a hunk of metal," Tom said robotically.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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