Have you a Tom Swifty?

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donnie
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:38 am

"Don't you ever frost your cakes?" asked Tom icily.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:35 pm

"Turn the air conditioning up!" Tom exclaimed coolly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Mrs. Danvers » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:29 am

"If you don't I'm going to melt into a puddle!" Tom exclaimed hotly.
When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.
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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:20 pm

"It's hot enough in here to roast a hot dog," said Tom frankly.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Mrs. Danvers » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:46 am

"Stick a fork in me, I'm done" Tom shriek piercingly.
When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.
Beldar Conehead

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Sat Jul 08, 2017 1:20 pm

"Forks are for dorks!" Tom shouted, rhyming his point.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:01 pm

"I feel like I'm on fire!" Tom fumed.

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Kitty » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:30 pm

"You're fired!!!" Tom spewed hotly.
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by Mrs. Danvers » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:20 am

"Hey that's not cool." Tom said icily.
When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.
Beldar Conehead

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Re: Have you a Tom Swifty?

Post by donnie » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:33 am

"Ohhh, that AC feels great," said Tom airily.

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