Joke-a-Day

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:30 pm

:lol: Yes, he would!

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:43 am

:shock: :!:
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:10 pm

:lol: This describes Parliament pretty well. I used to watch a session of the House of Commons on CSPAN every once in awhile just for entertainment because of how rowdy they could be (a lot of the back and forth is good-natured, though).

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:58 am

I like this one, because it hails back to the conversation we were having during the holidays about the odd images on holiday greeting cards that were rampant in the era.
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:01 pm

Santa is a dum dum.
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:12 pm

From Bennett Cerf's Treasury of Atrocious Puns:

James Davis, possibly befuddled by conflicting claims of the beer merchants on TV, submits a "Brewery Hop Parade" that includes "My Beer Bist Du Schoen," "Keg of My Heart," "Brews in the Night," and "Foam on the Range." Cask me another!
You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does. - Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:48 pm

Oh, brother... :lol:

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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:20 pm

Answers Magazine, 1903 :? :? :lol:
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by donnie » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:01 pm

I'll give that a triple roll. :D
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Re: Joke-a-Day

Post by Kitty » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:57 pm

Answers Magazine, 1890. :lol: :roll:
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